The General [1926]

Type: Silent Movie, Comedy

Starring: Buster Keaton

The origin of slapstick comedy in movies? This movie is 100 years old but the laughs are pretty timeless.  Keaton plays a train engineer who loves his train and Annabelle, a woman in his town. The movie is set at the outbreak of the civil war and when a general muster is called for the town Keaton tries to enlist (to impress his lady mostly) and he is deemed to important as a train engineer to fight on the front lines.

He tries several times to enlist but is rebuffed before he leaves rejected (the famous shot of Keaton sitting glumly on the train wheels as the train starts to move).  The union general sends some troops undercover to steal a train at the end of the line and then take it along the line destroying infrastructure on the way. They decide to steal Keaton’s train – and by happenstance his woman is on the train looking for something from her trunk.  He proceeds to chase the train using a variety of methods before commandeering a confederate train to chase them. He finally catches up with them and is hiding under a table when he hears plans for a union surprise raid and he sees that Anabelle is there! She’s been captured by the union and is held hostage.

He rescues her and they escape into the night.. When day breaks they see they are near a union train depot and lo and behold his train ‘The General’ is there! They sneak aboard and steal the train heading back to confederate lines being chased all the way. 

After setting a fire on a critical bridge they alert the confederate army who mount a counterattack on the union and drive them off and the Keaton gets the girl and a promotion to lieutenant

3/5

I really enjoyed the comedy elements of this movie – and Keaton did all of his own stunts, some of which were really straight dangerous! The plot existed to serve the comedy but was passable but the treatment of the actress was pretty poor (She was the inept comic relief who was dumb as a box of rocks) — yeah yeah I get it was the 1920s but it was still jarring to see.

Metropolis [1927]

Name: Metropolis

Type: Silent Movie / dystopian sci-fi

Interesting take on a dystopian society where the elites live above in the sky in a city that is powered by the ‘workers’ that toil in the city below.  The son of the rich people’s leader sees a woman trying to organize the workers for better lives and falls instantly in love (as you do). His dad has a best bud ‘ Rotwang ‘(the prototypical evil mad scientist) who has made a robot that can assume human form. The dad asks Rotty to make the robot in the form of the woman trying to organize the workers to incite a rebellion he can then quash them entirely. Little does dad know that Rotwang secretly has beef with him because his one love Hela chose him over Rotwang so he wants revenge! He knows the woman is in love with his rival’s son and plots to destroy them both with his robot girl!

So he make the robot girl into the whore of Babylon.. Who dances (quite lasciviously for the 1920’s) and drives all the rich boys crazy (some 7 deadly sins allegories sprinkled in here) and then incites the workers to open rebellion. The revolting workers break ‘the heart’ machine which for some reason causes unchecked flooding? Anyways the real Maria arrives to rescue the kids from the flood while their parents are on a riot rampage (hey, did we forget to hire a babysitter?).

The workers are angry all their kids are done for, so they blame Maria and burn her at the stake.. But NOT it’s not Maria! It’s the robot lady! But where’s Maria? Oh she’s being clumsily chased by a cartoonishly evil Rotwang who really needs to work on his cardio. Then there’s a roof fight and some hero falling and getting back up  tropes (wait, if it is the original movie to do it, is it a trope?) they fight on the rooftop and Rotwang falls to his doom.

Boy get girl – father learns lessons and.. Cut to the fin title card.

3/5 – The special effects for it being 1927 were pretty amazing and innovative and the acting was very local theater production but I understand that’s just how things were done at that time since theater was the prevalent entertainment medium while movies were the new hotness. Overall as one of the first science fiction dystopia movies (one of my favorite genres) I appreciate how it sets a standard that you see repeated in a lot of movies even almost 100 years later.